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Greystoke 

Based on the 1984 so-called epic 'Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes'.

While having an 80's movie marathon, many have found that things come to a screeching hault and all is ruined when this long, dry movie is put into the mix.

Greystoke may be used in place of the f word in many situations where things go terrible wrong.
I was trying to build a birdhouse but I totally greystoked the whole thing.
Greystoke by J Fitzz February 21, 2013
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A True Greystoner 

An Individual that resides in Greystones Co. Wicklow, Ireland. Known for having shoulder length hair at least once in their lifetime.
Will often resort to smoking Cannabis based cigarettes to entertain themselves.

Not to be confused with a Greystones Snob/Charleslandian /Wannabe D4.

"What’s the crack mate? You heading down to the Beach House tonight?'
"Not a chance, they've went all Burnaby on us - Its Twenty-One's now!'
"Well that’s a kick in the balls, damn bunch of snobs….they'll never be a true Greystoner’
“Rolling few Spliff ‘stead?”
"Ah yeh.”
A True Greystoner by Al Baker April 11, 2008

Greystones 

Small, seaside town in County Wicklow. Well known to house less thieving scumbags than surrounding areas. Thank God.
Greystones is the fucking shit.
Greystones by razooooooooooooor October 1, 2008

Greystones Snob 

A Greystones snob, guilty of snobbery, is a person who adopts the worldview that some people are inherently inferior to him/her for any one of a variety of reasons including real or supposed intellect, wealth, education, ancestry, etc from Greystones, Co.Wicklow, Ireland.
Often don't actually reside in Greystones but in a posh environ like Delgany.Known for complaining about nearly everything and trying to be the ultimate Town Person/Local Politician yet still sourcing there interests (i.e Their children, Interests) elsewhere (mostly D4 area).

i.e Taking interest in the upkeep of the Local school yet still sending their children to affluent school in south Dublin.<see Blackrock,Institute>

Show similar traits with the wannabe D4 and Charleslandian.
Not to be confused with a True Greystoner.
..................(Local Council Meeting)................

Anne Crawley: ...................... And that is why my fellow Greystones Snobs , I think ,we should build a Brown Thomas in the area where the Pork is!

Politician A : Well Mrs Cawley, it would seem the residents in the Park might object to that.

Anne Crawley: Let the illiterate eat cake! Were in serious need of a BT pronto! Even with my Land Rover, Grafton street is a distance.

Politcian B: Well maybe we could put one really close to you.We could build it in Delgany?

Anne Crawley: And ruin my lovely 50 Hector garden which acts as a barrier from the commoners in Greystones? Not a fucking chance ! We will it have your way then gentlemen, We will just build one in Hillside instead.
Greystones Snob by Al Baker April 13, 2008

Greystone 

A lavish neighborhood located in Hoover, Alabama. Only the wealthiest people live in Greystone. Greystone Contains many million dollar homes, reserved for wealthy families. Greystone is zoned for Hoover City Schools, which contains some of the best schools in the state of Alabama. Famous NFL, NBA, and MLS players live in Greystone. Preppy rich girls live in Greystone, who think they are better than everyone else. They act like bitches, but they are hot.
Jordan: OMG!!!!! Look at that Mercedes!!

Taylor: ya, I bet my daddy will buy this for me!!

Jordan: if he doesn't, I'll cry, but we live in GREYSTONE!!!
Greystone by Noniggazingreystone August 1, 2012

Greystanes 

A suburb located 29km's west of the Sydney CBD. Locals like to refer to it as 'The G' as an attempt to make it sound a cool and hip place to reside/hang out but everyone else in sydney knows that Greystanes is literally the worst suburb in sydney.

The locals have bad reputations for stealing cabs from other commuters in the Kings Cross area and verbally abusing anyone who is either

a) not from 'The G'

or

b) speaks ill of 'The G'.

Locals generally have terrible dress sense and enjoy wearing horrific and mismatched accessories such as old school suspenders with cheap jeans and polyester shirts.
This place is worse than greystanes
Greystanes by Greystane Local December 12, 2011

greystone mom

middle aged women who have nothing better to do than live their life through their children. their favorite pastime is talking shit about children, & then denying it! some are believed to sexually satisfy themselves by ruining kids life's. they love to pretend they workout when really their sugar daddies just pay for liposuction. and those who can't pay for it, are just a bunch of fat, even more miserable, bitches who gave up. watch out kids Greystone moms dont just talk shit, they make it up too! haha
Her mom is a typical greystone mom, always talking about random kids shit that isn't her business.
greystone mom by somedrunkwhore January 20, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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