grey hair 

an old person that doesnt know how to fuckin drive... are always out driving on nice days getting in the way of people that arent driving 6 1/2 mile an hour.

"must be a nice day, all the damb grey hairs are out"

grey hair by otho-eric August 10, 2006

Grey hair 

Someone's pubes

"What if it's my grey hair?"

Grey hair by Hotdogdogdog January 25, 2021

Grey Hair

When someone who is older than everybody else makes a joke that they think will make them laugh, but the joke was only funny when the person who made it was younger.

"Arthur pulled a total grey hair in the meeting today when he cracked a joke about a 1970s sitcom, completely forgetting that nobody else in the room was even alive when it aired."

Grey Hair by 00ScreenSaver June 24, 2026

Grey Hair Army 

Old guys that yell at skaters for no reason.

person one: hey wanna skate up the park later today? Person2: no the freaking grey hair army is always there shouting and trying to hit you with their canes
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.

Grey Hair Army by el paso de longboard August 26, 2012

grey hair bomber 

what al-qaeda will turn to...using old people (fat chance!) wearing a diaper with a 'load'! -the old people there don't seem to be too useful for this function! only the particularly rabid young zealous types!

hey joe! think we got a grey hair bomber over here! his diapers' packing a load!!!

grey hair bomber by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

Officer Grey Hair

cops who look old beyond their age

you can be OGH'd by having flour thrown in your hair to look like you grey hair

Me: yo i tossed some flour in that pigs hair!
You: Pig got Officer Grey Haired!

Officer Grey Hair by ocn January 7, 2010

greyhair 

an old person.

I am not turning greyhair.

greyhair by uttam maharjan August 18, 2010