greyhair
an old person.
I am not turning greyhair.
greyhair by uttam maharjan August 18, 2010
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Officer Grey Hair
cops who look old beyond their age
you can be OGH'd by having flour thrown in your hair to look like you grey hair
you can be OGH'd by having flour thrown in your hair to look like you grey hair
Officer Grey Hair by ocn January 7, 2010
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Grey Hair Army
person one: hey wanna skate up the park later today? Person2: no the freaking grey hair army is always there shouting and trying to hit you with their canes
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.
Grey Hair Army by el paso de longboard August 26, 2012
grey hair bomber
what al-qaeda will turn to...using old people (fat chance!) wearing a diaper with a 'load'! -the old people there don't seem to be too useful for this function! only the particularly rabid young zealous types!
grey hair bomber by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
Grey hair
Grey hair by Hotdogdogdog January 25, 2021
Grey Hair
When someone who is older than everybody else makes a joke that they think will make them laugh, but the joke was only funny when the person who made it was younger.
"Arthur pulled a total grey hair in the meeting today when he cracked a joke about a 1970s sitcom, completely forgetting that nobody else in the room was even alive when it aired."
Grey Hair by 00ScreenSaver June 24, 2026
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