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Officer Grey Hair

cops who look old beyond their age

you can be OGH'd by having flour thrown in your hair to look like you grey hair
Me: yo i tossed some flour in that pigs hair!
You: Pig got Officer Grey Haired!
Officer Grey Hair by ocn January 7, 2010

Grey Hair Army 

Old guys that yell at skaters for no reason.
person one: hey wanna skate up the park later today? Person2: no the freaking grey hair army is always there shouting and trying to hit you with their canes
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.

grey hair 

an old person that doesnt know how to fuckin drive... are always out driving on nice days getting in the way of people that arent driving 6 1/2 mile an hour.
"must be a nice day, all the damb grey hairs are out"
grey hair by otho-eric August 10, 2006

grey hair bomber 

what al-qaeda will turn to...using old people (fat chance!) wearing a diaper with a 'load'! -the old people there don't seem to be too useful for this function! only the particularly rabid young zealous types!
hey joe! think we got a grey hair bomber over here! his diapers' packing a load!!!

Grey hair 

"What if it's my grey hair?"
Grey hair by Hotdogdogdog January 25, 2021
When someone who is older than everybody else makes a joke that they think will make them laugh, but the joke was only funny when the person who made it was younger.
"Arthur pulled a total grey hair in the meeting today when he cracked a joke about a 1970s sitcom, completely forgetting that nobody else in the room was even alive when it aired."
Grey Hair by 00ScreenSaver June 24, 2026
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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