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Verb. Summoning the Tessaiga from your ass.

It causes intense pain in the anal, but gives you a powerful weapon to use in battle.
I'll Greschk to get the sword! It will hurt!
Greschk by Bill Hill and Sheldon February 23, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
a neanderthal looking, gorilla faced beast
gretchko was stammering around the inside of the zool confines and everyone freaked out at how much she looked like a sasquatch!
gretchko by Anonymous May 24, 2003
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Gretchkin 

one who likes to dance and sing and be loud in random outbursts with no preference for when to do it
"*music plays in background" oooh here comes the Gretchkin"
Gretchkin by Gunslinger Gary October 14, 2008

Katie Gerschke 

She is the most beautiful girl inside and out and very tall. She is very smart, a genius to be exact. She is very good at AP Calc (jk, lol). She is a very great catholic girl. She goes to church every Sunday. She is also Russian and her alter ego is Katerina. She has six goats with her sister Svetlana and step sister Olenka. She loves crazy frog which is a very bad song, look it up. She loves McDonalds, she once had it 11 times in one week. She may have small boobs but she has a big appetite, I mean heart. She is the youngest of five siblings, but her parents saved the best for last, so she says. If you encounter a Katie Gerschke, turn around and run as fast as you can, she won't catch you even though she's the fastest walker you will meet. Jk lol she's the best person ever and I am lucky to have her in my life.
Run Katie Gerschke is coming!

Katie Gerschke is at McDonald's, again.
Katie Gerschke by KTGGGGGG February 21, 2019
She is a strong girl but she will cry when it depends on her friendship/friends because to her friendship is the most important thing to her. She is very smart and she loves reading but most important she is wierd but she doesn’t care who knows that because she proud of it. She is a nerd but she also loves that and she is not scared to express her wierd ness! She loves Harry Potter but also Star Wars and also anime. She is very beautiful even if she is a nerd, she is very beautiful and her long curly hair is even more beautiful and she might hate her hair but deep inside she loves it ! She loves adventures but she is a good person with a good heart and if you have a Greshka make sure you have her near just in case you need help because she will have the answer because of course she’s a nerd !
Greshka is very beautiful with her long curly hair but friendship is very important to her so don’t mess with her friends!
greshka by potatomakesfrenchfries January 5, 2019
a beautiful caring woman, who's beauty far exceeds her. has a sparkling personality, and has an extremely loving nature.
often times, men find it very easy to get caught up in the gretchko smile. she has a way about her that moves people.
gretchko by Anonymous May 30, 2003

grischkat 

large wooly man easily lured by bacon!
man that guy fucking attacked that bacon like a mother fucking grischkat!!!!!
grischkat by grischy April 29, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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