grendle
grendle by Chris Adams May 24, 2003
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grundle fish
grundle fish by j$.devops October 5, 2010
grundle
Grundle is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Grundle
My cat has the wobbliest grundle.
grundle grumble
grundle grumble ( grundle grumbler, grundle grumbling )
1: When a young lady is pleasuring her partner by kissing or licking his grundle the scrotum will cover the womans mouth preventing intelligible speech.
2: Flatulence that is prevented from escaping up the butt crack that flows over the grundle impacting the scrotum making a distinctive rumbling sound. Grundle grumbles are particularly evident when seated on leather or vinyl seating surfaces or those cheesy fiberglass chairs in laundromats.
3. Mysterious sounds that emanate from the grundle.
1: When a young lady is pleasuring her partner by kissing or licking his grundle the scrotum will cover the womans mouth preventing intelligible speech.
2: Flatulence that is prevented from escaping up the butt crack that flows over the grundle impacting the scrotum making a distinctive rumbling sound. Grundle grumbles are particularly evident when seated on leather or vinyl seating surfaces or those cheesy fiberglass chairs in laundromats.
3. Mysterious sounds that emanate from the grundle.
1. Whats that honey? I can't hear what you saying you grundle grumbling bitch you.
2. Jesus Dave I heard that grundle grumble from here. Stop farting on my leather seats..no more fucking burritos for you.
3. What the fuck was that? Oh..a fucking grundle grumble. Sorry. Do you have any fabric softener?
2. Jesus Dave I heard that grundle grumble from here. Stop farting on my leather seats..no more fucking burritos for you.
3. What the fuck was that? Oh..a fucking grundle grumble. Sorry. Do you have any fabric softener?
grundle grumble by Global Feetus April 2, 2007
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