Greg Norman

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Australian entrepreneur and retired professional golfer, known as the Great White Shark. Since November 2020, better known for taking his doNg for a walk on a Florida beach, wearing shorts with Budgie Smuggler properties.

Choked at the 1996 Masters, unbothered, now has a shitload of businesses and inspires penis envy and respect.

"Greg Norman instagrammed his beach outfit again”
“That’s not a knife”

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Greg Norman

A male giving a another male a handjob indiscreetly under a blanket

I saw Thomas giving a Greg Norman to Sean while they watched Sports Center

Greg Norman by Lovepole69 June 6, 2014

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

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