Greensburged 

When a town is at least 80% destroyed by a tornado or other natural disaster

Awwww shit, sounds like Chapman got Greensburged.

Greensburged by Jimmy Hoyt June 12, 2008

Greensburg, Indiana 

A small town in Indiana. The population is broken down into

32% Rednecks
32% Right Wing Crazys
32% Religious Extremists who Make sure anything they consider immoral (or just don't want to see) is banned.
3.9% Averagly Stupid People
0.1% People who actually think before they open their mouth.

Famous for the fact it has a glorified plant growing from in it's courthouse.

It also has a Honda Factory in it.

Most Greensburg, Indiana citizens stay in Greensburg area on the grounds that their ignorance about the world around them wouldn't be tolerated elsewhere.

Greensburg, Indiana by That one creepy stalker guy August 20, 2009

Greensburg 

A place where people have no lives. Everyone, even if they are to travel out of Greensburg, only talk about everyone else, because they have no life. A place full of liars and ostentatious tan girls with big butts. They choose to live in a fantasy high-school world for the rest of their life. Mothers are usually in everyone's business and like to drown little children with their lack of know-how and poor vocabulary. Most people in Greensburg are destined to live and die there. Too bad, so sad.

Guy: Hey, whats up where are you from?

Girl: Greensburg. I love it there. Let me tell you all about my high school drama
Guy: Ew. Nevermind. Get away from me gross girl.

Greensburg by MTNEERCO14 December 23, 2011

greensburg 

It's a small town. Everyone knows everyone and everybody's business. One sole definition of Greensburg would be Anna Polsinelli. The entire town knows her. Wing nights are huge in Greensburg. It is like a reunion once a week for everyone. You cannot do anything in this town and get away with it.

Girls hook up with other people's boyfriends and get beat up and then all the mothers find out about it. SMALL TOWN

People go to college but still talk to their greensburg people everyday! They will all marry within greensburg!

greensburg by psu virgin May 30, 2006

greensburg 

when a person or group of people try to say a witty comeback to someone that was dissing them already but makes no sense at all or further establishes their stupidity, it's referred to as "pulling a greensburg" or "that's so greensburg."

"You lost in the sectional finals game again to the same team for the third year in a row!"
"Yeah well you will choke it in the next round like you always do."
"You've never even been to the next round because you've lost to us every time. Wow, you just pulled a greensburg real bad."

greensburg by Flintstone3 April 10, 2007

Greensburg 

A piece of shit town. Full of trash with shitty people that smell like a dead dog on the road getting eaten by insects full of shit. With stores that are terrible and trashy as fuck. With incest retarded kids on the streets. Smoking crack addicts that have autism. Got white spoiled piece of shit kids that think they are black. With .5 GPA's. Stop smoking crack and get a job you spoiled piece of shit kids. Kill yourself please & thank you.

This town is so shitty, but not as bad as Greensburg

Greensburg by BatesvilleFuckers June 1, 2018

Greensburg 

A town well known to find people from batesville only at their Walmart. Full of cocky bitches who think they know shit but really they’re just all whores. Is only decent because Chile’s is there but otherwise it’s a town where cousins fuck each other. A town with trashy houses everywhere and you’re bound to find beer bottles on their yards. Red necks everywhere but maybe you’ll meet an old couple who are dicks. Greensburg tries to greet you with they’re “nice” town but that’s not even pleasing to the eye

Dad: Son do you want to go to Walmart down in Greensburg?
Son: But paps I don’t wanna see stoned men fuck their cousins.

Greensburg by ThatOneMexican69999 May 29, 2018