Green Mountain 

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Climb the green mountain trail.

Green Mountain by Randowithnolife April 30, 2024

Green Mountain College 

A private, co-ed, small liberal arts college located in Poultney, Vermont. Founded as the "Troy Conference Academy" by the Methodist Church in 1834. Green Mountain College (GMC as it is nicknamed by students) has had many incarnations over it's 175 year history. From Academy, to a very exclusive preppy-women's college, back to co-ed status, and since the mid 1990's focusing on environmentalism, and related movements.

Green Mountain students tend to study art, education, psychology, complaining, and griping. Everyone complains about the food being terrible yet they line up at every meal early and proceed to push and shove to get their share.

Students tend to be earthy, left-leaning, and entitled. Alums from all generations and stripes get all "misty-eyed" over their fun times at 'ol GMC. The campus is beautiful and inspiring in all of its incarnations and moods over the decades. A "Simon and Garfunkel" song come to life.

I'd go there.

Did you hear about Green Mountain College? No, it's not a head-shop, it's an actual college! No, no! It's not a bud-farm. No, they don't have a bong team (wink)! They have some really cool students, really groovy teachers and small campus that is in one of the best places on earth. In Vermont! For sure bro! Check it out holmes!

Green Mountain College by blutowski December 8, 2012

Green Mountain Mustache 

Being on the recieving end of a St. Albans Snickers

Dude, my face is so chocolately from that St. Albans Snickers, do I have a Green Mountain Mustache?

Green Mountain Mustache by Dorkus Vermontus October 15, 2008

Green Mountain College 

1. noun: A private, small college in Poultney, VT that is the most awesome place in the whole universe. They get high, trip balls, and rage hard every day while working like hippies to save the environment (working like hippies meaning totally slacking, but getting shit done).

2. adjective: Someone who is a slacker, stoner, artist, and overall awesome person.

1. Green Mountain College is so cool, I'm definitely going to school there.

2. Wow, did you see her rip that bong? She's totally Green Mountain.

Green Mountain College by mamamaryjane420 July 23, 2009

Green mountain fudgesicle 

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.

Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.

Green mountain fudgesicle by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023

Green Mountain Boys

A word meaning a gay person
(GMB for short)

The Green Mountain Boys sucks

Green Mountain Boys by Sugarp April 24, 2022

Green Mountain Swamp Hunt 

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting

Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud

Green Mountain Swamp Hunt by Endlessecho May 17, 2021