Green Bubbler

A person who ruins a group chat because they are the only one that has an Android phone.

I like Mosca but I want to kick him out of the group chat because he’s a Green Bubbler. He has 30 days to get an iPhone.

Green Bubbler by StealthMeistro March 13, 2022

Green bubble struggle 

When you are in a groupchat and/or texting someone with an android and the text bubble turns green unstead of the blue that it would be with just apple users (it limits you from doing things such as removing people from the group chat)

Yo bruh who is causeing the green bubble struggle?

Bruh i think its Ryan

Green bubble struggle by Ramiyah :) October 6, 2018

green bubble struggle 

A reflection of Apple's anti-competitive practices. By disallowing iMessage on Android, Apple deliberately creates interoperability problems, notably including broken group chats when users attempt to communicate using a mixed set of operating systems.

In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”

Apple's refusal to participate in an open standards process has broken many of our group chats. It's been a real green bubble struggle.

green bubble struggle by Hyfin Ampersanderson March 30, 2024

Green bubble struggle 

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

Green bubble struggle by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

bubble and greet 

carrying on emotionally - usually with crying and hysteria. In my experience "bubble and greet" was used mainly in relation to us kids by our grandparents who came from The Borders, Scotland.

"ye dinne need to bubble and greet"

bubble and greet by Whisket May 22, 2012