Depressed Couch Farts

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

by StealthMeistro November 24, 2021

Green Bubbler

A person who ruins a group chat because they are the only one that has an Android phone.

I like Mosca but I want to kick him out of the group chat because he’s a Green Bubbler. He has 30 days to get an iPhone.

by StealthMeistro March 13, 2022