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geekingese
Dude what's wrong with that girl she looks high as fuck?
Na bro she's a geekingese she's always like that.
Na bro she's a geekingese she's always like that.
geekingese by ashane May 28, 2017
Related Words
geekiness • Geekness • geekinese • geekyness • my geekness is a-quivering • Geekess • Gëëkënësë • geekiest • geekingese • geeklessness
geekiest
Adj:
A state of being for a geek which means they have surpassed a normal person and evolved into a ubergeek. This person lives for technology, and his blood moves electronics, not oxygen.
A state of being for a geek which means they have surpassed a normal person and evolved into a ubergeek. This person lives for technology, and his blood moves electronics, not oxygen.
Normal Person:
Dude! Did you just get that RFID implanted into your arm to open your house door, and start your car?
Ubergeek: No... I've had it since I was 4...
Normal Person: That's the GEEKIEST shit I've ever seen!
Dude! Did you just get that RFID implanted into your arm to open your house door, and start your car?
Ubergeek: No... I've had it since I was 4...
Normal Person: That's the GEEKIEST shit I've ever seen!
geekiest by Tasomaniac August 22, 2008
gerdiness
After too much drinking and/or eating over a 2-3 hour period, there is an excess amount of gerd in the throat that causes uncomfortable burning sensations and excessive burping...not to mention an overall feeling that one would feel the need to have to throw up.
geminesse
a little green indie princess who lives in a pastel cottage in the heart of the magical kingdom known by outsiders as Harbor City (throw it up!)
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