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Greasy V 

A well known fast food spot one formally in Athens GA, the other in ATL. AKA The Varsity. Also a certain "chef" from near Sac, who left his half pipe in Santa Cruz. has various similar titles. The Grease Bee, Greasy Vee, Greasemeister. VW. He ain't down with the cock shamans, none of that. He is mostly rad, but when he leaves his subwoofer on all night long, and reacts.....yeahyeahyeah, It ain't no good.
The Greasy V in Athen's had killer O-rings. The Greasy V says he sheds and is a sponsored hesher, But leaves Sk8 ramps left-os for daze.
Greasy V by wyocoyote June 6, 2024
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Greasy Varesi 

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.
Greasy Varesi by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

greasy vagina water

The juice from a vagina of a greasy girl.
"i got with this chick last night and ended up with greasy vagina water all over me"
greasy vagina water by Sa2ah April 14, 2014

Greasy Viking 

Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.
Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."

Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."
Greasy Viking by Doug May 21, 2008

Greasy Vagina 

Greasy: Oily, Slippery, Wet, Slimy

Vagina: A black hole which may gobble and swallow someones protuding organs, such as a male poking device.
MALE 1 : did you fuck that girl last night

MALE 2: yes, mmm it was so gooood....she has the best greasy vagina..
its like KFC!

MALE 1: was it finger lickin' good?

MALE 2: yeahhh dude...had to use freshen up after too!

MALE 1: shabba!
Greasy Vagina by KFC. April 9, 2010

Greasy Virgin 

That kid who looks like a pinecone over there, he's a greasy virgin.
Greasy Virgin by KrakenAthropod15 February 16, 2018

Greasy Monkey Vagina 

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.
Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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