Greasy V 

A well known fast food spot one formally in Athens GA, the other in ATL. AKA The Varsity. Also a certain "chef" from near Sac, who left his half pipe in Santa Cruz. has various similar titles. The Grease Bee, Greasy Vee, Greasemeister. VW. He ain't down with the cock shamans, none of that. He is mostly rad, but when he leaves his subwoofer on all night long, and reacts.....yeahyeahyeah, It ain't no good.

The Greasy V in Athen's had killer O-rings. The Greasy V says he sheds and is a sponsored hesher, But leaves Sk8 ramps left-os for daze.

Greasy V by wyocoyote June 6, 2024

Greasy Varesi 

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.

How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.

Greasy Varesi by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

greasy vagina water

The juice from a vagina of a greasy girl.

"i got with this chick last night and ended up with greasy vagina water all over me"

greasy vagina water by Sa2ah April 14, 2014

Greasy Viking 

Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.

Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."

Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."

Greasy Viking by Doug May 21, 2008

Greasy Vagina 

Greasy: Oily, Slippery, Wet, Slimy

Vagina: A black hole which may gobble and swallow someones protuding organs, such as a male poking device.

MALE 1 : did you fuck that girl last night

MALE 2: yes, mmm it was so gooood....she has the best greasy vagina..
its like KFC!

MALE 1: was it finger lickin' good?

MALE 2: yeahhh dude...had to use freshen up after too!

MALE 1: shabba!

Greasy Vagina by KFC. April 9, 2010

Greasy Virgin 

William Kenneth Albert Owen

That kid who looks like a pinecone over there, he's a greasy virgin.

Greasy Virgin by KrakenAthropod15 February 16, 2018

Greasy Monkey Vagina 

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.

Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Greasy Monkey Vagina by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011