Greasorexic
Greasorexic is when you wash your hair and still think it's greasy so you wash it again. An obsession in thinking your hair's greasy when it's not.
Greasorexic by Lisa_x June 13, 2008
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granorexic
A. An older woman who suffers from anorexia.
B. A grandmother who suffers from anorexia.
Usually, the behavior involves vainity or youth obsession. Many also have this disorder out compulsiveness. Usually she will spend time making fatty concoctions to force feed her family (eating fatty grandma type cuisine vicariously through others), but she won't eat any of it more than once every 3 days. She always refuses to go to restaurants, claiming to hate them or that she thinks they are unclean. The reality is because the temptation is too great.
B. A grandmother who suffers from anorexia.
Usually, the behavior involves vainity or youth obsession. Many also have this disorder out compulsiveness. Usually she will spend time making fatty concoctions to force feed her family (eating fatty grandma type cuisine vicariously through others), but she won't eat any of it more than once every 3 days. She always refuses to go to restaurants, claiming to hate them or that she thinks they are unclean. The reality is because the temptation is too great.
You take your child to see grandma, and she looks all skeletal and haggard, with clothing from "forever 21, " and you start to become concerned that granny is a "granorexic"
granorexic by Krisztine June 17, 2007
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granorexic
Damn that chick is granorexic. Her skin is sagging around her face and she has caves under her eyes.
granorexic by AisTorn August 31, 2011
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When an elderly lady is watching her calories for no apparent reason, except for the fact that she is crazy and old.
Granorexic by mslaughter88@gmail.com November 21, 2011
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