Grease log 

A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.

Now that its the end of the camping trip its time to put on the grease log.

Grease log by Wildandschmit June 25, 2023

greace log 

an extreamly slippery turd/shit/crap
but not to the extent of dihorreah

eww that was a slippy 1

greace log by Sam .f June 1, 2003

greace log 

a horrible attempt at a dictionary entry my a guy who couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and t.

the numerous spelling errors in sam f.'s definition shows that he's one illiterate son of a bitch!

greace log by pro-nun-see-A-shun June 2, 2003

greasehog 

To skeet all over a girl and then chase her around like a hog. And when you try to grab her, your hands slip because of all the skeet.

I greasehogged with Shaqueefa for like tweleve hours last night.

greasehog by Gross McToast June 18, 2007

greasehog 

When a guy skeets on a girl, and then chases her around a room.

Betty sure ran fast while she was doing the greasehog with George.

greasehog by Hofonda July 11, 2007

Greaselighting 

When a fat person is gaslighting you.

Also know as cheeselighting

These fat bitches are trying greaselight us into thinking they are beautiful.

Fatties are greaselighting people into thinking fat phobia is wrong.

Greaselighting by Cool adam May 6, 2021

greaseblog 

The residue left on furniture when greaseball relatives visit for the sole purpose of continuing the same conversation -- between themselves -- that has been going on for decades, but this time (during the visit) they never stop eating, talking, gulping, gasping, belching, and yelling (at the same time). The enshrinement of such ancestors is best done with raspberries of derision and peals of maniacal laughter. That is why I am posting such time-capsule quality definitions. See my "greaseball" and "blocher, kakker, Schnorrer" definitions. "Hey, everybody! Rest in peace... but be sure to keep your inane conversations going without me... for a change!" For the rest of the story, be sure to check out the totality of my web site at www.squarf.com - Thankyouverymuch.
-Lorenzo Q. Squarf, Flamekeeper of Western civilization

Oh, look! Uncle Blovitz wiped a booger on the upholstery!

greaseblog by squarf March 3, 2004