11 definitions by Sam .f

1
a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment
Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube
by Sam .f June 01, 2003
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2
an extreamly slippery turd/shit/crap
but not to the extent of dihorreah
eww that was a slippy 1
by Sam .f June 01, 2003
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3
The ultimate form of life in the universe it is perfection and cannot be inproved upon. They also have the ability 2 teach donkeys to ride motorbikes
Sam Fitton
by Sam .f June 01, 2003
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5
to have a saw ass from eating very spicy food after consuming drugs and alchol
"man im blipped and pissd i need summit spicy" next day....
"wish i hadnt had the kebab and chili sauce"
by Sam .f June 01, 2003
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6
a cigar which is made from tobacco and marajuana, soaked in malt whisky and then dried to be smoked
if u want a cigar with a bit more of a kickthen a B 45 is ur answer
by Sam .f June 01, 2003
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other wise nown a s a poker face
to fake ur ewmotions in order 2 win a game of black jack
hmm wot a crappy hand
(oooo a blackjack)
by Sam .f June 01, 2003
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