From the song, "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet. Used to refer to putting makeup and expensive clothing on someone that is otherwise disgusting/unattractive.
Birkenhead Slang.
A female who prepares to arouse herself at the sight or sound of others participating in intercourse (i.e. listening to their neighbour; spying from a cupboard)
“Oh Julie, stop complaining - you don’t really mind them having sex so much. Just grease up your trotters and enjoy the free show.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.