Grease Hands
Grease Hands by 1111F⁴∃ July 16, 2026
Greasy Hands
A skin condition which causes the oil glands to over-produce oils. This can be quite inconvenient when having to shake hands. It also poses quite a problem with using iPod touchs/iPhones because the dried on grease gets caked on the screen.
Person 1 - Hello good sir, how are you?
Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*
Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.
--------------------------Situation 2---------------------------
Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?
Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*
Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?
Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!
Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*
Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.
--------------------------Situation 2---------------------------
Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?
Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*
Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?
Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!
Greasy Hands by bile2 February 19, 2010
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Slap you with ma’ greasy hand
Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.
John S.: Hey can I have one of those?
*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*
*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*
John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!
*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*
*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*
John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!
Slap you with ma’ greasy hand by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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bullshot
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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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