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Gray Collar Workers

A Gray Collar Worker is a member of the service class. While a blue collar worker is a proletarian and primarily manual labour worker (such as a factory worker), and a white collar worker is a bourgeoisie class member (a lawyer).

The Gray Collar Working class does not have the riches of the white collar workers, nor the pride, nor unity of a blue collar worker.

The greatest work on Gray Collar Workers is in the film "Fight Club." It describes the lack of self-confidence, feeling of no masculinity, and the feeling of incompetence with near perfection.
Examples of a Gray Collar Worker:
-Security Guard
-Convenience Store Clerk
-Fast Food Worker
-Waiter
You get the point.
Gray Collar Workers by Jack Red February 5, 2005

gravework 

When you knock someone's legs out from under them with a baseball bat, proceed to squat backwards over their face, placing your nutsack over their mouth in a "teabagging" fashion and proceeding to wail on their groin with the aforementioned baseball bat.
Dude, I totally pretended my car broke down, and when this dude stopped to help me, I graveworked him into oblivion. 10 points.
gravework by graveworker November 2, 2009