grass hopper

pops up as soon as someone lights a joint

mikes such a grass hopper the only time u see him is when we smoke a joint

by larry, mike April 3, 2006

Grass Hopper

Someone who never pitches in on the smoke-session, but always shows up for each one, without fail.

"Man, that dudes a grass hopper, always in a session without throwing down a damn dollar!"

by Havenot December 14, 2014

grass hopper

a minecraft hopper made of grass that contains a grasshopper

a grasshopper jumped out of the grass hopper

by The dragon who does stuff here August 16, 2022

kneehigh to a grass hopper

very short person or object

fred - 'u seen jess recetly?' james - 'yer' fred - 'shes kneehigh to a grass hopper aint she'

by mmmcheese August 29, 2007

not yet grasshopper

Phrase used by New York metal band THE HEARKENING in their song "Developed in the Darkroom"

"The crowd went crazy when Stas Clockwise yelled 'NOT YET GRASSHOPPER'"

by Toughguytuesday420 September 2, 2017

knee high to a grasshopper

being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.

"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"

by The Rye Guy April 23, 2008

Purple Grasshopper

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.

After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*

by thefalconose December 27, 2016