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Graphic Design

noun: A field of educational study common to American universities, colleges, business schools, tech schools and art institutes loosely fusing the fundamentals of art and design with the sex appeal of the latest Macintosh technology. Vastly popular throughout the '90s and appealing to middle-class safety parents with creative children too fearful, money-obsessed and talent-lacking to pursue Fine Arts.
My kid is studying Graphic Design. He wants to buy an iMac so he can use 'Adobe'

What's your Major? Graphic Design. That's cool! Me too!
Graphic Design by 77jim April 8, 2011
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graphic design

"stop wasting time in graphic design and finish your shitty photoshop!"

Graphic Design Guy

Popular commenter on youtube. Recognised for being early to comment on Buzzfeed videos. Regular viewers have made a game of trying to comment before him
Yes I finally beat Graphic Design Guy!! Took me forever

Graphic Design Degree 

Useless. Unless, you want to work for a huge corporation. They usually take your degree into consideration because they have so many candidates. Other than that the degree is useless. You will learn much more by learning on your own online and freelancing. Furthermore, most of the classes you take in college will be very theoretical. You will not have a time to refine your useful technical and communication skills.
I went to state to get a Graphic Design Degree but I realized Ahmed is just as successful freelancing and learning on his own
Graphic Design Degree by CCPMan October 12, 2017

Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

Graphic designer 

A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.
I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!
Graphic designer by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

Graphic Designer 

noun: An under-paid, under-employed, and under-appreciated creative professional known for their keen sense of "what looks right visually". A very opinionated and possibly unemployed person.
My boyfriend said your website sucks. He's a Graphic Designer.

You used 'Helvetica' on your business card? As a Graphic Designer, I must say that your choice is very sterile and cliché. You probably won't get any business.
Graphic Designer by 77jim April 8, 2011
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