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gripe wipe 

The need to wipe the anus due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the ass.
"Excuse me dude, it's 98 degrees out here and my crack is dripping...I need a gripe wipe NOW.

"Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day."

"Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"
gripe wipe by WordWally June 5, 2009

grapewine 

1) a substance that is formulated and chunkopolisicesitoliophroprosisct through the hard work of grapevines... otherwise known as booze.
1)Johnny, go drink your grapewine!
But I like booze.

2)Your mom.
grapewine by Jane Foster November 20, 2006

grapewine 

1) a substance that is formulated and chunkopolisicesitoliophroprosisct through the hard work of grapevines... otherwise known as booze.
1)Johnny, go drink your grapewine!
But I like booze.

2)Your mom.
grapewine by Jane Foster November 18, 2006