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Grape Shit 

Whilst doing the action of deficating little pellets of excrement propell at machine gun speed out of your anus and into the toilet bowl creating a large splash.
My stomach feels better after that grape shit.
Grape Shit by Sugar Daddy Giggz October 18, 2017

That shit was grape 

The best of the best from a black persons point of view.
Tyrone "That was some good ass koolade,"

Tyrese "Boy that shit was grape."
That shit was grape by BallSmelly February 21, 2011

Grade A shit 

Some of that good stuff.
footwear
Ese: damn, you really went out and bought the new kicks.
homie-D: hell yea, only buy the Grade A shit.

drugs
Customer: Yo, homles. Hook me up wit some of dat Grade A shit.
Dealer: Aight, hold up.

cell phones
cool guy: damn i need a new phone.
cocky douche: check out my iphone man better then yours yours is old school. haha, mine, Grade A shit.
cool guy:...doucher
Grade A shit by Weirdo420 September 1, 2010

shit grave

when you beat someone so bad they are sent to the shit grave. it smells real bad and doesn't taste good neither. shit lilies are known to grow only on shit graves.
I sent him to the shit grave.
shit grave by EIIIIIK a bong January 28, 2009

grate that shit 

Aim high, but shave off the most unrealistic of the high aim.

Take a cheese grater and grate off the goal instead of cheese.
Matt: "Man, this magazine of ours is going to have a branch everywhere!"

Carma: "True that, but grate that shit!"
grate that shit by Carma Chiffon September 2, 2009

Military Grade Shitposting 

1.) shitposting at absurd levels
2.) accidental shitpost among higher up officials
whoever played that 18+ video of Tifa during the senate meeting has balls of steel to do that kind of military grade shitposting
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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