pity crook

The clip you reluctantly put in the Instagram video, of the filmer, because you feel bad for roping him into filming you.

Me: Why didn't you have room to put my clip in the insta vid dude?

Ryan: I had to put Victor's pity crook in dude! My bad :(

by BallSmelly January 21, 2015

Dress To The Left

When a man wheres a tight pant suit the appropriate direction to point his dick is to the left hand side.

When Nicky Barnes is dressing to impress, he will always dress to the left.

by BallSmelly September 17, 2014

That shit was grape

The best of the best from a black persons point of view.

Tyrone "That was some good ass koolade,"

Tyrese "Boy that shit was grape."

by BallSmelly February 21, 2011