Definitions by BallSmelly

pity crook 

The clip you reluctantly put in the Instagram video, of the filmer, because you feel bad for roping him into filming you.

Me: Why didn't you have room to put my clip in the insta vid dude?

Ryan: I had to put Victor's pity crook in dude! My bad :(

pity crook by BallSmelly January 21, 2015

Dress To The Left 

When a man wheres a tight pant suit the appropriate direction to point his dick is to the left hand side.

When Nicky Barnes is dressing to impress, he will always dress to the left.

Dress To The Left by BallSmelly September 17, 2014

That shit was grape 

The best of the best from a black persons point of view.

Tyrone "That was some good ass koolade,"

Tyrese "Boy that shit was grape."

That shit was grape by BallSmelly February 21, 2011