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National Grant Stratton Day 

A day to honor one of the greatest players in jasper baseball history and to recognize him for all of his glory.
“Why are all these girls so wet.” “Because it’s national Grant Stratton Day.”

National Kiss Grant Davis day 

If you know someone named Grant Davis then you should kiss him because hes super hot
National kiss Grant Davis Day is a great day where Grant Davis is real hot and you have to give him a complement

Bully A Grunt Day Wednesday 

Every Wednesday you bully a grunt
Odds shut the fuck up grunt because its Bully A Grunt Day Wednesday

A grand day out 

A dirty Mario 3 Athletic lyric dub which tells the story of an ecstatic hobo driving, raiding your house, and taking all your money while you sleep. It's lulzy as it is.
1: A grand day out slaps ass, yo!
2: Fo sure, my man!
1: DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
2: SWERVING AND I'M SCREAMING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM!

Have a giant day 

A figure of speech meaning to have a giant dick stuffed in your mouth
Im about to go to the club you coming?

Nah but you have a giant day.
Have a giant day by IMawordmaker20 December 18, 2024

Gran-dayy 

Gran•day
Gran-dayy is a celebrated day in which the Grim Reaper of all memes Grandayy submits a video/image relating to a popular meme which inevitably kills the meme.
Person 1: “Happy Gran-dayy!”
Person 2 : “Uh oh what meme was killed today?”

Person 1 : “Oh it was that Penis music meme.”

Person 2 : “What a shame, I liked that one.”
Gran-dayy by OctoNova February 25, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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