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National Grant Stratton Day 

A day to honor one of the greatest players in jasper baseball history and to recognize him for all of his glory.
“Why are all these girls so wet.” “Because it’s national Grant Stratton Day.”

National Kiss Grant Davis day 

If you know someone named Grant Davis then you should kiss him because hes super hot
National kiss Grant Davis Day is a great day where Grant Davis is real hot and you have to give him a complement

Bully A Grunt Day Wednesday 

Every Wednesday you bully a grunt
Odds shut the fuck up grunt because its Bully A Grunt Day Wednesday

A grand day out 

A dirty Mario 3 Athletic lyric dub which tells the story of an ecstatic hobo driving, raiding your house, and taking all your money while you sleep. It's lulzy as it is.
1: A grand day out slaps ass, yo!
2: Fo sure, my man!
1: DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
2: SWERVING AND I'M SCREAMING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM!

Have a giant day 

A figure of speech meaning to have a giant dick stuffed in your mouth
Im about to go to the club you coming?

Nah but you have a giant day.
Have a giant day by IMawordmaker20 December 18, 2024

Gran-dayy 

Gran•day
Gran-dayy is a celebrated day in which the Grim Reaper of all memes Grandayy submits a video/image relating to a popular meme which inevitably kills the meme.
Person 1: “Happy Gran-dayy!”
Person 2 : “Uh oh what meme was killed today?”

Person 1 : “Oh it was that Penis music meme.”

Person 2 : “What a shame, I liked that one.”
Gran-dayy by OctoNova February 25, 2020