Grant's Law 

No matter what a guy has or who he is with, he is not satisfied.

Grant's Law is derived from the actor Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant was lving with Elizabeth Hurley one on the most beautiful woman in the world and wasn't satisfied. So he picked up a crack 'ho on Sunsent Blvd.

Dude 1: I can't believe Nelson. He is with that hottie Cicely for six months and she caught him with making time with that hood rat Heather last night at the club.
Dude 2: It's Grant's Law. Guys are never satisfied with what they have.

Grant's Law by bifloman January 26, 2006

Grant's Girlfriend 

A phrase used for any moderately unattractive to unattractive girl who goes out of her way to rudely interrupt conversations and make awkward confrontations. Also typically dates a pretentious idiot who claims to have committed crimes he never committed (ex. stealing a "stupid" car, smoking pot).

Wow that girl is so unattractive and obnoxious that she must be Grant's Girlfriend.

Grant's Girlfriend by aguyperson December 28, 2011

Grant's Amendment 

A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.

Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.

The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.

Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.

Grant's Amendment by Bol'ead May 9, 2018

Grant's Cake 

Grant likes some cake. Especially ones by his dad. It makes him feel bloated.

Damn Grant's Cake is impressive don't you think so?

Grant's Cake by _y.kim October 11, 2020

Grant's Piano

Grant's Piano: (noun, slang)

1. a task which is seems manageable but which turns out to be extremely difficult.

2. a job which someone assures you will be lighter or simpler than you think, but which turns out to be far heavier than you thought.

A: Dude, I finally cut down that tree in the backyard?
B: What it as easy as you thought?
A: Naw, it was a bit of a Grant's piano actually.

Grant's Piano by Cravetoo June 5, 2026

ulysses s grant

A Rimjob preformed by The loser of a bet by someone shorter than 5’0” in lieu of paying a Benjamin To the winner.

Little Billy owed me a Benjamin but we Settled on an Ulysses S Grant instead

ulysses s grant by Cutthroat LipRipper January 13, 2020

grant schilling 

A 14 year old boy from southern Illinois, famous for his livestreams. He also has a vine and a YouTube channel. His celebrity crush is Andrea russett and he also goes by the name Pablo Obama. Given to him from one of his prank calls on younow. He has green eyes and is extremely hot!

Person 1: OMG Who is Pablo Obama? I've seen that A lot

Person 2: oh that is actually Grant Schilling. It is an inside joke from a prank call from one of his livestreams.

grant schilling by Pablo Obama June 27, 2014