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Grandma's Soup 

A bowl of what ever you can find in the bathroom, outside, your pants, a high school locker room (Both Genders), your back yard, behind the fridge, at the bottom of the toaster, your stomach, any trash can you see, and the leftovers of the New Zealand Lava Lamp. Throw it in the blender, turn to high, throw it in the oven and turn it to 650 degrees, let it cook for 45 minutes, and enjoy!!! <3
Jack:I tricked that faggot into eating Grandma's Soup for 50 cents! what a retard
Blake:You are a bad person you know that...
Jack:I know...wow I'm a faggot..............

Grandma's Soup 

A sexual act in which the male inserts a ladle inside an old female partner's vaginal cavity, and fills the end of the ladle with various vaginal juices from the old female partner. The male then dips his balls in the vaginal fluids at the end of the ladle, and fucks the old female in the butt hole.
Dude, I gave my friend's mom the old 'Grandma's Soup' and she gave me her number.
Grandma's Soup by Obama's Ankles December 2, 2010

Grandma's Chicken Soup

The best inside joke ever created. It's derived from Friends, and isn't necessarily meant to be dirty, but comes up like that anyways
Person1: I really like pie. What's your favorite food?
Person2: Grandma's Chicken Soup...

Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup 

What happens when wood chips are floating in the water used to put out bon/campfire making a soupy consistency.
Robert: “Tom you put out the fire this time!”
Tom: “No! I’m not gonna see Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup!”
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