Gramper 

marked lack of education and a refusal to learn. noun. used to describe anyone with redneck attitudes towards the rest of the people outside his zip code. a person with no desire to be usefull. gramperous; adj. describing any person on earth with these qualities, reaching far beyond the united states. typically questions the sexual preference of anyone showing signs of intelligence.

"that jackass grampered me while I was talking to this chick in the store! just ran up and yelled something about obama killing baby jews for satan and eating nachis, then he ran off! the bitch was like 'I'm not in the mood, that old gay guy made me afraid to have sex with anyone but another woman so I know there won't be the possibility of any more turning out like him' and she left".

Gramper by ddgtomahawk January 19, 2010

Gramper 

marked lack of education and a refusal to learn. noun. used to describe anyone with redneck attitudes towards the rest of the people outside his zip code. a person with no desire to be usefull. gramperous; adj. describing any person on earth with these qualities, reaching far beyond the united states. typically questions the sexual preference of anyone showing signs of intelligence.

"that jackass grampered me while I was talking to this chick in the store! just ran up and yelled something about obama killing baby jews for satan and eating nachis, then he ran off! the bitch was like 'I'm not in the mood, that old gay guy made me afraid to have sex with anyone but another woman so I know there won't be the possibility of any more turning out like him' and she left".

Gramper by ddgtomahawk January 19, 2010

Gramper 

gramper; a grampa with incontinence, a marked lack of education and a refusal to learn or a angry old man. noun. used to describe anyone with narrowminded back wood attitudes towards the rest of the people outside his zip code. a person with no desire to be usefull. gramperous; adj. describing any person on earth with these qualities, reaching far beyond the united states. typically questions the sexual preference of anyone showing signs of intelligence.

"that jackass grampered me while I was talking to this chick in the store! just ran up and yelled something about obama killing baby jews for satan and eating nachis, then he ran off! the bitch was like 'I'm not in the mood, that old gay guy made me afraid to have sex with anyone but another woman so I know there won't be the possibility of any more turning out like him' and she left".

Gramper by ddgtomahawk January 19, 2010

Billy the grammer police 

A police that corrects your grammar. He also hates spelling errors.

"Billy the grammer police has striked again!" said Annie.
"Struck!" said Billy the grammer police.

Billy the grammer police by The great goddess Annieee June 22, 2019

grammer 

That's how idiots spell "grammar."

like omg your grammer is so bad!

grammer by Miro May 3, 2005

glampers 

People who go camping but have every single luxury necessity of the home in the woods.

Did you see those glampers? They have an air conditioner in their 12 person tent along with WiFi and a flat-screen.
technocamper

glampers by hazelnutty April 17, 2014

shaft-grasper 

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.

Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."

shaft-grasper by rmcanada June 20, 2013