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Grammafications

Dire predictions told to you by yer parent's mother.
Some Grammafications are right on da money, such as dat you'll likely get injured if you run in locations dat are unsafe for moving at a greater-than-walking speed. Others, however, are not so rooted in actual solid fact, such as dat you'll run a high risk of getting polio from playing in a clean dry roadside ditch, or dat if you keep crossing your eyes, they will stick that way.
Grammafications by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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Gramifications 

Somethings that has massive ramifications for grammar.
That guys butchering of the english language with have gramifications.
Gramifications by Rylax April 23, 2010

grampafication

The aging process that a DILF can undergo rendering his appearance too ruined to be attractive.
Tim Robbins used to look pretty good, but underwent extreme grampafication in the early 2000s.
grampafication by ganymede2981 July 21, 2011

Grammafication 

(Verb) the act of telling a female to go fuck herself. .alot alot alot of times!
Hey Kari, go grammafication yourself......Alot
Grammafication by Rigin February 13, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026