grammatard

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One who simultaneously sucks at and revels in the dual destruction and promotion of grammar, lexicon and semantics.

One day I hope to become a recognized contributor to urban dictionary...one day people will read my posts, see my name and cry out: "now there is a grammatard of note!" Team Grammatard is now accepting applications for membership.

grammatard by team grammatard February 15, 2010

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grammartarded

Retarded in terms of ability to use English grammar properly and proficiently.

Steve: Most American's do not understand the welfare system.

Damien: Are you grammartarded? There's no apostrophe, dipshit.

grammartarded by Ban The Tube Top November 21, 2011

Related Words

grammatard • Gramatard • grammartarded • Grammardor • grimmtardd • grammarary • grammatude • gramtard • Gramtarded • grimmtard

Gramatard

Also known as grammartard and grammatard, this word describes somebody who completely refuses to accept the commonly known grammar rules used in the English language. Most commonly seen in phone texts or online conversations, the offender tends to not notice when this is brought up.

Offender - "i didnt did do that"

Response - " You sir, are a gramatard."

Gramatard by Jahadaz May 8, 2010

Grammardor

A Moderator of the wildly popular TheNinja-rpg(TNR). Genearlly correcting of Grammar and spelling errors as well as syntax and other assorted errors. Also known as a Wizard. A dick on Modern Warfare 2.

Grammador GTFO you troll!

Oh Shit its grammardor he's here to correct us!

Grammardor get out of here with your OHKO

Grammardor by Angelkat July 15, 2010

grammatude

A combination of Gramma(Grandmother) & attitude

Don't know what grammatude is?

Mess with my grandchildren & you'll find out!

grammatude by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 19, 2015

grimmtard

Very sexy and never missed in his life

Grimmtard is the most seggiest man alive

grimmtard by Grimmtard March 23, 2021

Gramtarded

The condition of being retarded when it comes to grammar and/or spelling.

Person A: I thout I have to poop.

Person B: *Thought, *Had

Person A: But than I didn't has to.

Person B: *Then, *Have

Person A: Stop I'm just gramdumb ):

Person B: *Gramtarded.

Gramtarded by IAmMoreNifty June 22, 2010

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026