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Graffers 

A creature who is generally awesome at all things and down right loves puns. Fabulous taste in music, though has an oddly overbearing love for country. Enjoys vanilla ice cream and ALWAYS has a stash of SweeTarts. Due to the creature's many skills, the Graffers is left with an enormous ego. Though he contains it quite well. A Graffers is also often known to be a hopeless romantic. Watch out for this, should you encounter one in the wild! Though if you're not incredibly intelligent and nerdy, you need not worry. One can usually always find a Graffers at a computer stomping in various online games, playing tennis or doing an art project. A Graffers is fabulous at cheering their friends up and being there to listen. Could also be referred to as an Adorable Douchebag. And often mistaken for a Giraffers.
You are the most awesome, Man! You're like a Graffers!
Graffers by Lyssadaisy September 9, 2012
Words you can keep

dirty old gruffers 

Knickers that are soiled with shit, blood, vaginal juice and cum drippings.
I couldn't believe the state of her dirty old gruffers.
what someone who isn't in the know calls a writer (someone who does graffiti)
Toy #1: hey that guy has a blackbook. do you think he's a graffer?

Toy #2: yea! let's go and try to hang out with him.
graffer by poppenjay April 10, 2006
Someone who does grafiti.
A tagger, a bomber, a writer.
Did you know that old mate is a graffer?
graffer by Diego September 25, 2003
A graffer is a person who tags or writes up usually on walls and public transport and dress's pretty poorly generaly with adidas or nike hoodies and track pants.

Hates other graffers who slash them.

Also a (metro)s biggest enemy.
1)Graffer: Look at that fucking metro cunt lets go bash the shit out of him.

2)Graffer: Did you slash my tag you cunt your fucking fucked
Graffer by linkboy February 1, 2009
Someone who regularly does public graffiti and has their own word. They often dress "seedy" wearing nike and adidas gear, polo shirts and swish-swish or tracky pants. Sterotypically they hate metros and most smoke, rack (steal) and do drugs.
Graffer #1: "ay bro lets go bomb that roof we saw in gozzy."

Graffer #2: "Oh yer sik, we can go smash them fucking gozzy metros too."
Graffer by un-graffer May 25, 2009
Police:Get in the Paddy Wagon
Bryce the Graffer: just let me finish this tag.
Graffer by uifygdsfyufydsuf August 19, 2009
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