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Grabbler 

Mentally unstable homeless men that scream incoherently whilst shaking their fists.

“BRAH GRABLE GRABBLE GRABBLE!!!”
“Oh god let’s cross the street”

If your car gets broken into, you got grabbled by the grabbler. Simple as that.
The fucking grabblers are stealing our cans again
Grabbler by Mr.Moses December 25, 2020
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Grabbler 

A person who grabs the sack of a male and squeezes so hard that all the cum comes squirting through his meatpipe.
"Be careful going out at night, there is a Grabbler among us."
Grabbler by BigPeePeeMam December 11, 2018

dick grabbler 

Dick grabbler, often refers to the person who starts grabbing genitals or other sexual parts instead of focusing at whatever task is at hand.
No one can get their work done because Chris is always being a dick grabbler.

Man why did coach put that dick grabbler on the team.

Someone needs to put that dick grabbler in time out.
dick grabbler by juju the oracle January 15, 2014

Ham Grabbler 

A profession which involves the vigorous grabbing of a best friends arm and screaming Ham very loudly.
This action can have either a slightly sexual intention or an intention of asserting dominance to a certain person.

The term derives from 2 high schoolers in 2020 that were not paying attention in class.

The term was first used by rap duo Doritos On Ice.
Gustav: No Marius Stop!
Marius: HAAAMMMMM!
Gustav: No its the Ham Grabbler!
Ham Grabbler by The Hoax November 25, 2021

Grass field grabbler 

(n.) The neighbor you must avoid at all costs. A real penis. A real peice of work. A Grass field grabbler is usually a stay at home parent who must yell at children since they have nothing else to do. They strike when you least expect it and grabble children up, never to be seen again. They are also very much despised by the other neighbors, but unfortunately, these people usually stay the longest. Neighborhood Karens are ususally Grass field grabblers.
kid1: "You know that real butthole stinky face on the corner?"
kid2: "Mrs Johnson?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, she's a real grass field grabbler, interacting with her is like repeatedly stepping on a lego, I ride my bike 15 extra minutes around the neighborhood on my way home from school just to avoid that bitch."
Kid 2: "Same here, I hope she moves away"
kid 1: "Never."

Gribbler 

One who lusts for feet, toes in particular.
“Did you see Hannah go after Gavin’s feet? She’s such a gribbler.”
Gribbler by Gribbler69 July 31, 2019

Dick Grabbers

When a girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as dick grabbers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be wrapped around that dick and he will think it's sexy.
"Bae i got my dick grabbers done"

"My dickgrabbers look good asf"
Dick Grabbers by jksisijdmaki August 13, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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