Government issued ID

What you need in order to be human and therefore be part of humanity and therefore vote in elections.

Government issued ID cannot be racist since its meaningless to ask, for example, a skunk, a groundhog or a raccoon or any other animal for that matter, to provide you with their own government issued ID. So it must stand to reason that only humans with the proper government issued ID should be able to vote.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2021

Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

Government Issue

Anything issued to an inmate in a county, state, or federal prison, by the prison itself. Also the name of a punk rock band.

This razor sucks! What do you expect, it’s government issue.

by Deranged Don November 2, 2025