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Goutaman 

G-man, G, Gouta, Goutam

Incredibly large penis, crazy thrusting power and insanely gifted with good looks. To date, the people of modern earth still marvel at this charismatic freak of a nature. What will he do next? No one knows, but one thing's for sure, G-man always brings the party wherever he goes and it's always going to be a good time.

Fact: Due to the big penis-y aura the G carries, being exposed to a 5 meter radius or less will cause to experience a slight growth spurt in your member area. This forces the G-man to be careful with his exposure to the wide world. So, if you catch a glimpse of the G, rejoice! & Take those extra inches. Ain't gonna get it anywhere else.
Wow! How the f*ck is the G-man carrying THAT around. He must have a lower back made of steel.

I feel really inferior because of how endowed Goutaman is. Lord have mercy on my poor soul for not being as well-blessed as the G.
Goutaman by gothamcity113 November 23, 2021
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Gautamania 

an obsession that occurs to males and females alike when they are absurdly obsessed with Gautam, the idea of Gautam, thoughts of Gautam, looking at Gautam.. etc.
She was lost in her thoughts of Gautam after she had contracted Gautamania
Gautamania by Timinny November 22, 2011
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A person that has gout.
The patient found out that he is a goutman now, after his blood test report.
goutman by Goutman August 4, 2007

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026