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Goutaman 

G-man, G, Gouta, Goutam

Incredibly large penis, crazy thrusting power and insanely gifted with good looks. To date, the people of modern earth still marvel at this charismatic freak of a nature. What will he do next? No one knows, but one thing's for sure, G-man always brings the party wherever he goes and it's always going to be a good time.

Fact: Due to the big penis-y aura the G carries, being exposed to a 5 meter radius or less will cause to experience a slight growth spurt in your member area. This forces the G-man to be careful with his exposure to the wide world. So, if you catch a glimpse of the G, rejoice! & Take those extra inches. Ain't gonna get it anywhere else.
Wow! How the f*ck is the G-man carrying THAT around. He must have a lower back made of steel.

I feel really inferior because of how endowed Goutaman is. Lord have mercy on my poor soul for not being as well-blessed as the G.
Goutaman by gothamcity113 November 23, 2021
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Gautamania 

an obsession that occurs to males and females alike when they are absurdly obsessed with Gautam, the idea of Gautam, thoughts of Gautam, looking at Gautam.. etc.
She was lost in her thoughts of Gautam after she had contracted Gautamania
Gautamania by Timinny November 22, 2011
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A person that has gout.
The patient found out that he is a goutman now, after his blood test report.
goutman by Goutman August 4, 2007
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026