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noun.1. A big steaming turd. A jobbie.

noun.2. A favela on the Clyde estuary in Scotland.
I really need to take a gourock, I'm touching cloth here.
Gourock by druquz December 26, 2008
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Gorocku guided my hand as I drilled holes into the muffler.
gorocku by babelthief June 1, 2017
Freddie Mercury at LiveAid, 1985.
Has there ever been a performance to compare?
"That YouTube vid of Mercury is godrock!"
Sound, Mate - but anyone else qualifies?"
"Nah - that was the definitve Godrock"
godrock by railtracksurvivor April 26, 2008

GobRocker 

The finest of blowjobs one can acquire. The holiest of physical engagement. Those who have received a GobRocker get immediate access to Heaven OR one free Get Out of Jail card in light of their Godly status.
Greg: I got the best blowjob ever man.

John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?

Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
GobRocker by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019
The strongest most exotic cannabis product known to man.
I don’t want the blunt if ain’t no GUUROCK in it
Guurock by Guurock November 23, 2021