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Gouch Gob

An action preformed during sexual intercourse when the male uses his tongue to draw a cartoon penis on the female's genitalia.
Olivia was given a gouch gob by a fudgerucker and she queefed right away .
by thebigolegrun July 11, 2016
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Gouch Goblin

Someone who licks other's gouch's for a reward or for money. Like a 'Gouchstitute' (Gouch Prostitute)
Hey Dude, Ill lick your Gouch for a longboard!

Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.
by L4L96 August 25, 2011
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gooch goblin

term used to describe one who feeds on the gooch, or reigon between the testicles/vagina and anus, regularly
"man you're such a fuckin' gooch goblin."
by the nudist midget February 18, 2004
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Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.
by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010
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gooch goblin

1.the same thing as a crotch goblin but with a funnier definition
2. a baby
3. what hides in old lady's gooches
dont open that old lady's legs! a gooch goblin could come out!
by "pop"errrrrattaboy February 2, 2008
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Gooch Gobbler

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can be used as noun or adjective)

An activity that involves partaking in the licking, munching, and/or general gobbling of one's gooch

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

n: That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler last night.
adj: You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!

Oh, ah gooch gobbling we will go!!

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
by mtc25 January 12, 2009
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gooch gobbler

a person that loves to suck between the asshole and the ball sack of a black man
nahim was being such a gooch gobbler with that black man in the bathroom
by Hawaiian Joe November 19, 2006
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