Got Cakes

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Ancient word of saying you have a skill or something of importance that should not be said do to it being illegal, stupid, or you may have nothing at all, because the cake is a lie. So therefore saying you have cakes, means the above.

Jeff: Damn, D you got cakes.
D: What broskee?
Jeff: I SAID YOU GOT CAKES.
D: What cake?
Jeff: Naw dude. You banged that girl. You got cakes.
D: Oh. Okay.

Got Cakes by Doogy in m-f January 31, 2009

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shawty got cakes

A phrase used to describe a woman with a large and nice ass. The reason it is called cakes is because everybody loves cakes, nice and tasty.

Shawty Got Cakes

shawty got cakes by @AyeIts2Fresh March 7, 2014

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she got them cakes

meaning she got two fat ass cheeks rubbing up on each other in them yoga pants and it makes my dickkkk throbbbb

rakeem: she got them cakes my nigga ..... tyrone: i gotta go beefstrokeitoff sonson ill be back from the bathroom in 5mins

she got them cakes by ~KLOWDY~420~ December 17, 2013

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she got cake

Man she got a fat ass

Man my girlfriend she got cake

she got cake by Ace bloodworth May 19, 2016

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Got Cake

What you say someones got when they have hella ass

Daaaaamn nigga look at him shes got cake!

Got Cake by BigDman69420 October 17, 2019

...got Cake

to describe an individual whose booty/buttox possess the quality of being aesthetically pleasing , a quality that is affirmed only to those who are accepted through rigorous peer review

It became apparent to Billy and Suzy that over the course of several years, they had stepped into a new era. A Voice called down to them: "Step forward you two...", said the Voice.
"Accept this plaque of honor", it continued, "for it has been decided by the people, that:
THOU HAS ...GOT CAKE..."

*silent cheers rein through the halls of the divine*

...got Cake by ?¯\_(ツ)_/¯? December 20, 2019

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Got the cake!

Having a nice and juicy ass.

Daaamn son, you girls got the cake!

I need to hit the gym so black guys stop telling me I got the cake!

Got the cake! by the cake chef January 9, 2011

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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