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1. a goth poser
2. someone that wears darker clothes because of a shitpunk band does, trying to copy them
3. a fan of good charlotte
4. someone buys crap at hot topic and is obsessed with the store.
"that kid wearing the good charlotte shirt is such a goser."
"that kid thinks hes pretty hardcore, but hes just a goser."
"god damnit. now that our town has a hot topic, were going to have a lot more gosers around here."
goser by whitey138 July 26, 2004
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A combination of the words Geezer and Poser. Used to identify an older person who is trying to do things younger people do or have made popular.
"Look at that goser trying to do product reviews online".
Goser by GreyBush December 21, 2014
Related Words
goser • Go Serena • gomer • goner • Gaser • goer • gooser • Gose • gloser • gober
Jessica's boyfriend is a total goser, all he does is goon!
Goser by Yelkao04 October 17, 2025

governerd 

A Governerd is a student of US government and democracy with a passion for non-partisan, fact-based learning. Governerds are critical thinkers who engage in open-minded and respectful discussion. They actively listen to understand, are open to diverse views, and seek deeper knowledge about legislative, executive, and judicial matters as well as the Constitution.

Governerds are looking for truth and peace in a political climate that is often fraught with lies and divisive rhetoric. A governerd is committed to facts, not feelings. Governerds are always respectful and kind as they seek to find answers to hard questions. They practice recognizing bias and how to come together to find common ground. They care deeply for fellow citizens, are dedicated to helping others, and collectively turn their pennies into miracles.

Governerds also share an appreciation of whale facts, bald eagles, poorly curated clothing subscription boxes, the Great Lakes, and procrastination chickens.

Governerds originated as students of America's Government Teacher, Sharon McMahon
1) "In Sharon McMahon's latest Government for Grownups lecture about landmark Supreme Court Cases, her fellow Governerds engaged in respectful discussion in order to listen, learn, and better understand the Court's rulings."
2) "As a Governerd, I'm committed to facts, not feelings."
3) "Any Governerd will tell you: Facts do not require your approval."
governerd by governerds_unite June 25, 2021
A gaser is a successor to the 90’s ‘dizelas’
The centar of this subculture is Belgrade(Serbia) but you can find them in any cities of the Ex-Yugoslavia countries.
Appearance of this subculture is characterised by Nike, or Napapijri windbreakers/hoodies, sweatpants(also Nike) and Nike air max sneakers(models: 95, 97, 98, 90, and TN), most of them have shaved heads. Another characteristic of this group is ‘’brze cvaje’’ which roughly translated to english means ‘’fast sunglasses’’ , they are just black sunglasses worn all the time(day and night). They listen to incredibly bad music(search Jala Brat and Buba Corelli, or Surreal). 99% of them smoke, cigarettes and weed, and some of them consume drugs, usually speed or ecstasy. You can find them in many hookah bars, and they are always in a groups of 5 or more. Their intelligence is smaller that the room temperature(in celsious), and their vocabulary consists of max 300 words( most used are ‘’tebra’’ ‘’resi’’ and ‘’ide gas’’/all slang). Most of them usually carry some kind of a knife. Also, they are very commited to football, and their favorite team. You can see them at almost every game their teams plays usually fighting with the opposite teams fans. Their education is usually nonexistent.
Man 1: Who are those people?
Man 2: They are just gaseri, we should just avoid them, maybe they will try to fight with us.
Gaser by banovobrdo March 30, 2020
Gaser means retarded kid in Serbian language
This guy wears AirMax Nikes,He must be Gaser
Gaser by ThugLifeKuhinja April 15, 2019

governator 

A machine sent back in time to terminate Gray Davis and become GOVERNER of CALEEFORNIA.
governator by JACK BAUER September 29, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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