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Gornell can't multiply 2x18 and makes people question if humans actually evolved or not. He consistintally scores in the mildly retarded iq range, believes china has its own countries and throws temper tantrums at lunch.
Sr.Hamilton: Fid u here in English today Gornell answered a question with same. (Under his breath. Él es no intelliegente es muy stupido)

Mrs.Epely: IK!!! I'm willing to bet a potato has a higher iq.
Gornell by Juan_cena_slayerxxx February 7, 2017
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Typically a vampire-woman who teaches World Geography, or the like. A gornall is usually found in dark, small spaces, and when it is taken out of the comfortable space, it reacts violently.
Have you seen that gornall? She scares the bajeebers out of me!

Did you see that gornall melt after school today? I heard a kid opened the blinds!
Gornall by SmotherTheresaAllanMan February 24, 2009
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The Real GorElla.
Jon Foreman.
A gorella costume worn by Switchfoot lead singer Jon Foreman on a few occasions.
Everybody loves a gorella!
gorella by oddodd89 December 9, 2007
Is a quite person when he is in a new place, but once yu get him started theres no stopping him from being the funniest, coolest man in 'yo life, A cool ass dude.

Is very lucky in life.
When we first met Garnell I didn't pay much attention to him but oncewe got to know each other, EVERY one was paying Attention to him.
garnell by Casperboii2 January 20, 2009
1. A hunk of man candy from the south, usually grown on a peach farm, canned and sent to the army to be eaten by Erin

2. Sweet as a peach, strong as wild mustang.
Gosnell is sweet and tasty.
Save a horse ride a Gosnell.
Gosnell by Erin of the army April 25, 2006

tom gorrell 

A 2 foot tall (lmao) Martin Freeman lookin ass Hobbit
Ayo, tom gorrell is a dwarf amirite?
tom gorrell by Ringos December 19, 2017

gonnella 

there are 2 gonnella's one is kenny miller esque and the other is a hopeless halfwit
fake gonnella is a halfwit and the real gonnella is kenny miller
gonnella by GM-C September 16, 2010
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