Gornell

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Gornell can't multiply 2x18 and makes people question if humans actually evolved or not. He consistintally scores in the mildly retarded iq range, believes china has its own countries and throws temper tantrums at lunch.

Sr.Hamilton: Fid u here in English today Gornell answered a question with same. (Under his breath. Él es no intelliegente es muy stupido)

Mrs.Epely: IK!!! I'm willing to bet a potato has a higher iq.

Gornell by Juan_cena_slayerxxx February 7, 2017

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Gornall

Typically a vampire-woman who teaches World Geography, or the like. A gornall is usually found in dark, small spaces, and when it is taken out of the comfortable space, it reacts violently.

Have you seen that gornall? She scares the bajeebers out of me!

Did you see that gornall melt after school today? I heard a kid opened the blinds!

Gornall by SmotherTheresaAllanMan February 24, 2009

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gorella

The Real GorElla.
Jon Foreman.
A gorella costume worn by Switchfoot lead singer Jon Foreman on a few occasions.

Everybody loves a gorella!

gorella by oddodd89 December 9, 2007

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garnell

Is a quite person when he is in a new place, but once yu get him started theres no stopping him from being the funniest, coolest man in 'yo life, A cool ass dude.

Is very lucky in life.

When we first met Garnell I didn't pay much attention to him but oncewe got to know each other, EVERY one was paying Attention to him.

garnell by Casperboii2 January 20, 2009

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Gosnell

1. A hunk of man candy from the south, usually grown on a peach farm, canned and sent to the army to be eaten by Erin

2. Sweet as a peach, strong as wild mustang.

Gosnell is sweet and tasty.
Save a horse ride a Gosnell.

Gosnell by Erin of the army April 25, 2006

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tom gorrell

A 2 foot tall (lmao) Martin Freeman lookin ass Hobbit

Ayo, tom gorrell is a dwarf amirite?

tom gorrell by Ringos December 19, 2017

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gonnella

there are 2 gonnella's one is kenny miller esque and the other is a hopeless halfwit

fake gonnella is a halfwit and the real gonnella is kenny miller

gonnella by GM-C September 16, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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