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1) Where you are sitting comfortably (normally on a sofa) watching tv and not engaging in any form of conversation.

2) Describing someone as gormz, means they are laughably useless at their job and you should not expect much from them.
1)I can’t wait to gormz tonight!

2) Don’t ask that person, they are too gormz
Gormz by Md1818 September 24, 2023
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Best person ever and hes cracked he beat me in a arm wrestle at the wwe thingy and he had chain on him and i lost
Gormz is cracked at arm wrestling
Gormz by Not Jahz I Swear February 19, 2021
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