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Gorillaface 

Gorillaface-is a person that has a face that looks damn near identical to that of a gorilla.
Wife says, I think I just saw a gorillaface pass by the kitchen window! Husband replies, you did Tyrone Quantrel is at the side door with fried chicken and watermelon.
Gorillaface by Loinslinger October 10, 2020
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Gorillaface 

A hairy human freaks of nature that belittles and annoys the peaceful salamander heads but hopelessly get beat and sent back to their nesting grounds. They will also pillage helpless villages and after conquered, continue to run around the village on all fours for 2 days pounding their chest. They can be coaxed or baited into traps with ripe bananas quite easily.
"In other news today, Gorillaface "Cougs" and his gang of hairy freaks tried to conquer the last remaining salamander head village in an attempt to extinct them. "
Gorillaface by salamander face January 11, 2012

Gorilla Face Wash 

When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.
"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"
Gorilla Face Wash by Wutthehill July 23, 2017

gorilla face 

while recieving oral sex...pull your penis out prior to ejaculation..."nut" in the girls face, yank some pubes and throw them in her face..thus sticking to the penis pudding causing the look of a "GORILLA FACE" P.S. I love it when guys do it to me :)
that bitch started whinnin so i gave her a gorilla face
gorilla face by jessica reedy April 7, 2003

Indiana Grillface

An oral sex method in which a partner simultaneously gives cunnilingus (usually with tongue insertion) to the female recipient and inserts their nose into their anus, thereby resembling the penetrating partner pressing their face against the grill of a car . Cleaning out the rectum beforehand is recommended. This can also be done vice versa.
Maria: so how was your weekend?
Brianna: Awesome! We tried out the Indiana Grillface!
Indiana Grillface by Kim Jong Putin February 27, 2019

gorilla face 

when you nut on a bitch's face and then immediately pull their hair down over it. this leads for a sticky mess of jizz and hair rendering the bitch looking like a chewbacca
gorilla face by Chip Biggum May 18, 2008

gorilla face 

People who look like gorillas when they eat, talk and sleep and have large ammounts of hair all over their bodies.
i couldnt stand to sit across the table from tat gorilla face any longer

everyone, look at that stupid gorilla face
gorilla face by deanpisspants November 8, 2011
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