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juice head gorilla 

A juicehead gorilla is a hot, jacked, Italian man. Typically from jersey, but possibly the surrounding areas. They should be tan, have a six pac and be able to dance sexy in da club. Total lady killer but sometimes susceptible to gernades. Term used frequently on jersey shore the tv show.
I need a juice head gorilla in my life!

Gorilla Juice Head 

a term used by "Snookie", a co-star of the popular ( in 2010 ) MTV reality TV show 'Jersey Shore'. "Gorilla" refers to a big, muscular guy, and "juice head" refers to steroid use (juice is the street name for steroids). So, Snookie is always on the lookout for a 'Gorilla Juice Head' to take back to the MTV Jersey Shore home, even if it is being filmed, to have casual, one night stand sex with.

Interestingly, she wants a well built, tan, good looking guy, yet she happens to be a chunky, unattractive little dwarf -- something you would normally see at a carnival freak show at the turn of the century
Snookie: "I am going to find a Gorilla Juice Head tonight at the club, and come home and get it in!"

gorilla in the headlock 

Girl, you need to take care of that gorilla in the headlock!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026