Gordita Crunch
Gordita Crunch by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024
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gordita crunch
Guy 1: what did you do for your girls transiversary?
Guy 2: I gave her a Gordita crunch.
Guy 1: You did what?
Guy 2: I sucked her dick and bought her as much Taco Bell as she wanted.
Guy 2: I gave her a Gordita crunch.
Guy 1: You did what?
Guy 2: I sucked her dick and bought her as much Taco Bell as she wanted.
gordita crunch by mal-content March 6, 2026
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cheesy gordita crunch
1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.
2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!
2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
cheesy gordita crunch by David October 11, 2007
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cheesy gordita crunch by Dishwasher May 16, 2006
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Cheesy Gordita Crunch by Renob69 January 18, 2010
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
The cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell USED TO produce. Now, however, when I go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer "have" it. Even though I see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu... and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. Screw taco bell until I can have my cheesy gordita crunch i'm boycotting... Please join me. This reminds me of the new coke fiasco... don't keep something from me I like or I will stop eating at your restaurant all together. Taco Bell = FAIL
Cheesy Gordita Crunch by Mackslovescheesygorditacrunch September 26, 2010
Cheesy Gordita crunch
Cheesy Gordita crunch by Chokesondicks March 6, 2021
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