Gordita Crunch 

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

Gordita Crunch by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024

gordita crunch

Sucking a girls dick and buying her Taco Bell.

Guy 1: what did you do for your girls transiversary?
Guy 2: I gave her a Gordita crunch.

Guy 1: You did what?
Guy 2: I sucked her dick and bought her as much Taco Bell as she wanted.

gordita crunch by mal-content March 6, 2026

cheesy gordita crunch 

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

cheesy gordita crunch by David October 11, 2007

cheesy gordita crunch 

A tasty snack from Taco Bell. Made of a hard taco inside a gordita full of cheese.

I went to Taco Bell and ate a cheesy gordita crunch for lunch.

cheesy gordita crunch by Dishwasher May 16, 2006

Cheesy Gordita Crunch 

The Greatest MUTHAFUCKIN THING ever invented

its an orgi of the taste buds.

an explosion of flavors.

Hey Andrew this cheesy gordita crunch is delicious i might jizz in my pants.

Cheesy Gordita Crunch by Renob69 January 18, 2010

Cheesy Gordita Crunch 

The cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell USED TO produce. Now, however, when I go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer "have" it. Even though I see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu... and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. Screw taco bell until I can have my cheesy gordita crunch i'm boycotting... Please join me. This reminds me of the new coke fiasco... don't keep something from me I like or I will stop eating at your restaurant all together. Taco Bell = FAIL

Please let me have a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

Cheesy Gordita Crunch by Mackslovescheesygorditacrunch September 26, 2010

Cheesy Gordita crunch 

When a person gives oral sex to a women while the said women had a yeast infection.

Karen pressured Chad to get on his knees and munch on her cheesy Gordita crunch

Cheesy Gordita crunch by Chokesondicks March 6, 2021