Definitions by mal-content

gordita crunch

Sucking a girls dick and buying her Taco Bell.

Guy 1: what did you do for your girls transiversary?
Guy 2: I gave her a Gordita crunch.

Guy 1: You did what?
Guy 2: I sucked her dick and bought her as much Taco Bell as she wanted.

gordita crunch by mal-content March 6, 2026

Mayor Pete 

The LGBTQ+ version of an Uncle Tom.

Remember that guy I hooked up with at the bar? Went back to his place and saw all this MAGA shit. Total Mayor Pete.

Mayor Pete by mal-content September 12, 2025