Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jasian1028

Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

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When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

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A black person who collects coins or is into Numismatics

This niggel found himself a silver war nickel.

Niggel by Jasian1028 September 23, 2023

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White people who claim to be black or have black ancestors

This fucking nigain’t just said she can say hard r cuz her ancestors were from africa 10 generations ago.

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Damn Craggers taking over our media. SMGDMFBAH

Cragger by Jasian1028 January 11, 2023

The gay man’s alcohol AKA Truly’s and Malts

“Man, look at this fruit loop drinking his liqueer”

Liqueer by Jasian1028 January 1, 2023

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When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.

“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”

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