Jasian1028's definitions

SMGDMFBAH

shake my God damn motherfucking bitch ass head

Croatia: we lost the world cup finals

Croatian Citizens: SMGDMFBAH

by Jasian1028 September 9, 2019

Frendophobia

Fear of being friendzoned

(yes Frendophobia is meant to be spelled without the i in friend)

by Jasian1028 September 11, 2019

Bubble Blower

When you cum into an empty bottle of bubble soap and start blowing bubbles with your cum

Man 1: Wanna try a bubble blower?
Woman 1: Only if I can play as well

by Jasian1028 January 6, 2020

a fat ceeze

when you cough and sneeze at the same time

wtf is wrong with you?
I just had a fat ceeze

by Jasian1028 February 27, 2020

Forbidden Bath Bomb

also known as committing toaster bath tub

It’s... called... FORBIDDEN BATH BOMB
NO IT FUCKING ISN’T. IT’S FUCKING TOASTER BATH TUB

by Jasian1028 February 28, 2020

Splenda Father

Non sexual sugar daddy

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual

by Jasian1028 July 1, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Blarg: “want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by Jasian1028 October 15, 2020