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SMGDMFBAH

Croatia: we lost the world cup finals

Croatian Citizens: SMGDMFBAH
by Jasian1028 September 9, 2019
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Frendophobia

Fear of being friendzoned
(yes Frendophobia is meant to be spelled without the i in friend)
by Jasian1028 September 11, 2019
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Bubble Blower

When you cum into an empty bottle of bubble soap and start blowing bubbles with your cum
Man 1: Wanna try a bubble blower?
Woman 1: Only if I can play as well
by Jasian1028 January 6, 2020
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a fat ceeze

when you cough and sneeze at the same time
by Jasian1028 February 27, 2020
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Forbidden Bath Bomb

It’s... called... FORBIDDEN BATH BOMB
NO IT FUCKING ISN’T. IT’S FUCKING TOASTER BATH TUB
by Jasian1028 February 28, 2020
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Splenda Father

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual
by Jasian1028 July 1, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

a blowjob with a mouthful of dip
Blarg: “want me to give you a sloppy dallas?
by Jasian1028 October 15, 2020
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