Jasian1028's definitions

Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

Niggel

A black person who collects coins or is into Numismatics

This niggel found himself a silver war nickel.

by Jasian1028 September 23, 2023

Nigain’t

White people who claim to be black or have black ancestors

This fucking nigain’t just said she can say hard r cuz her ancestors were from africa 10 generations ago.

by Jasian1028 May 24, 2023

Cragger

Half white, half black, and half… faggot

Damn Craggers taking over our media. SMGDMFBAH

by Jasian1028 January 11, 2023

Liqueer

The gay man’s alcohol AKA Truly’s and Malts

“Man, look at this fruit loop drinking his liqueer”

by Jasian1028 January 1, 2023

Pelvic Distance

When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.

“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”

by Jasian1028 December 29, 2021