Male gopper tends to be lanky, walks with head bent down and slightly to one side. Usually holds mouth open involutarily, saliva commonly found at sides of the mouth.
Male tends to remain a virgin unless he has access to money.
Female gopper, not known for
social graces. Tends to be sensitive and goes cross eyed when upset.
Both sexes appear to suffer some kind of speech
affliction.
Both sexes become
hysterical when asked a difficult question.