Male gopper tends to be lanky, walks with
head bent down and slightly to one side. Usually holds mouth open involutarily, saliva commonly found at sides of the mouth.
Male tends to remain a virgin unless he has access to money.
Female gopper, not known for social graces. Tends to be sensitive and goes cross eyed when upset.
Both sexes appear to suffer some kind of speech affliction.
Both sexes become hysterical when asked a difficult question.
Famous goppers include; Gordon
Brown, Jonathan Ross, Gordon Ramsey, Jade Goody,
Tracy Emin and Carol
Thatcher.