Godperson

A person god made to spite Adam, eve, and their entire species

The godperson self-destructed

by thiccframes March 21, 2022

Goatperson

A swag master who gets all the ladies and men

Wow you look like a Goatperson today.

by Not goatpersonv2 January 29, 2021

gerpersony

The politically correct way of labelling the country inhabited by Gerpersons, including Germen and Gerwomen.

Hey do you know where Mark's from?
Yeah, he's from Gerpersony.

by kbshk June 4, 2020

Gympersonator

Someone at the gym who obviously is not serious about exercising and annoyingly hogs machines and weights that more serious people need to use. Categories include: (a) fat people who are super slow and put forth no effort; (b) people who only use the treadmill to slow-walk; (c) annoying people who can't put their phones down the entire time they're there; (d) people who do nothing but talk and socialize the entire time

Person A: This annoying fat-ass at the gym took forever on the treadmill and never even got up to a speed of 1.0

Person B: "Yup. Clearly he is the typical gympersonator you see there after Christmas."

by Screw Liberals May 14, 2016

gympersonator

An annoying person at a fitness club who takes forever on a machine, bench, or a specific area that a serious fitness member needs to use, and while doing so consistently exerts ridiculously little effort. (These pricks usually were guilted into going in the first place and drastically reduce in number after January 1st.)

"All the treadmills are taken. I wish that fat gympersonator would get the hell off since she's been on that one for 30 minutes and only walked 1/10th of a mile."

by Screw Liberals June 26, 2016

gopierson

The process of exerting too much force while performing an action so much so that the actor is more often than not in danger of losing speech/hearing.

Bahubali was lifting children in both his arms and due to intense gopierson, he beacame deaf.

by rrr-rararajamouli November 24, 2021

gumperson

A person who texts you, follows you, wants to be with you all the time.

My ex girlfriend is a gumperson. She calls me everyday.

by Reday March 20, 2023