1 definition by AGooseman
Gooseman-Noun and or Adjective.
A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be.
However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman deems you honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance.
Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their awesomeness. They cannot be trusted.
Common traits of a real Gooseman.
Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature. Philosophical and embraces their Anglo-Saxon/Irish/Scottish heritage.
"That man is so Gooseman."
A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be.
However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman deems you honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance.
Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their awesomeness. They cannot be trusted.
Common traits of a real Gooseman.
Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature. Philosophical and embraces their Anglo-Saxon/Irish/Scottish heritage.
"That man is so Gooseman."
"Holy Shit, that Alex kid is so Gooseman!" "Gooseman approves, you two should get married and have gooselings, make the world a better place for awesome."
"That guy over there? Is he Gooseman? I can't tell?"
"No, he was, but he has fallen away from awesome, however, that man over there has had The title given to him." "Wow he must be awesome."
"That guy over there? Is he Gooseman? I can't tell?"
"No, he was, but he has fallen away from awesome, however, that man over there has had The title given to him." "Wow he must be awesome."
by AGooseman January 6, 2014