Goosepoo

When a person wraps their poo in toilet paper and sticks it in the mailbox of another person.

"Dude, someone goosepooed me!"

Goose Poo

by Cazzass October 10, 2009

Gooseposting

The act of posting memes that are dismissive or disrespectful of women on the website FunnyJunk.com™. These posts are often, though not always, accompanied with the image of a goose, or a mention of Funnyjunk user Jaszczomp, from whom the term originates because of his goose profile image.

Canadian ANON: "I'd like to be happy while watching women be unhappy, also I hate them."

User 2: *post image of goose* "Ah, Canadian gooseposting"

by deathleprechaun May 16, 2021

goose poo

the smell of victory

I love the smell of goose poo in the morning.

by jess March 27, 2003

goosegoose

A non sweat who can clap you when you are full on sweating

The goosegoose can clap you

by Thenextcrackedgamer January 30, 2021

goosefoot

Referring to someone who is lolly gagging or "goosefooting" it. Someone who doesnt bend there legs at the knees when they run. Person who is extremely slow.

Alex was goosefooting it around the bases and got gunned at home plate!

by Rod Ray October 7, 2007

Gooseboob

A Informal way to say goodbye, goodnight, basically aloha but just for goodbye, created in 2020 during the great goose rampage of the internet

Gooseboob! See ya next time!

by BillyTheBob12345 November 3, 2020

Goosepoop

The acting of busting a nut (excrementing Semen) on a females chest.

"yo man that was some straight up Goosepoop shit!" This can be taken in more than one way. This quote can be referred to as two people talking about a porno where a man busted his load on a hott females breasts. Yet it can also be talking about something thats really cool. as in "that beat was straight up Goosepoop!" ie, off the chain.

by Iridescent Exposure January 4, 2008