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Gooseposting

The act of posting memes that are dismissive or disrespectful of women on the website FunnyJunk.com™. These posts are often, though not always, accompanied with the image of a goose, or a mention of Funnyjunk user Jaszczomp, from whom the term originates because of his goose profile image.
Canadian ANON: "I'd like to be happy while watching women be unhappy, also I hate them."

User 2: *post image of goose* "Ah, Canadian gooseposting"

goose poo 

the smell of victory
I love the smell of goose poo in the morning.
goose poo by jess March 27, 2003

goosegoose 

A non sweat who can clap you when you are full on sweating
The goosegoose can clap you
goosegoose by Thenextcrackedgamer January 30, 2021

goosefoot 

Referring to someone who is lolly gagging or "goosefooting" it. Someone who doesnt bend there legs at the knees when they run. Person who is extremely slow.
Alex was goosefooting it around the bases and got gunned at home plate!
goosefoot by Rod Ray October 7, 2007
A Informal way to say goodbye, goodnight, basically aloha but just for goodbye, created in 2020 during the great goose rampage of the internet
Gooseboob! See ya next time!
Gooseboob by BillyTheBob12345 November 3, 2020

Goosepoop 

The acting of busting a nut (excrementing Semen) on a females chest.
"yo man that was some straight up Goosepoop shit!" This can be taken in more than one way. This quote can be referred to as two people talking about a porno where a man busted his load on a hott females breasts. Yet it can also be talking about something thats really cool. as in "that beat was straight up Goosepoop!" ie, off the chain.
Goosepoop by Iridescent Exposure January 4, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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