Goonunism

A theory derived from the Goons from the forums of Something Awful, advocating and leading to in-game Goon societies in which all property is publicly owned by any goon that contributes to the cause.

TL;DR Goonunism means, Free shit for free shit.

Goonunism by Tempus Thales May 5, 2019

Gommunism

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A BOLIDIGAL THEORY BERIBED VROM GARL MARGZ, ADVOGATING GLASS WAR AN LEEBING ZOCIEDY IN WHICH ALL BROBERTY IZ BUBLICALLY OWNED AN EAG BERSON WORGZ AN IZ BAYD AGGORDING TO THEIR ABILIDIES AN NEEBZ. :D

REAL GOMMUNISM HAZN'T BEEN TRIBED YET! XDDDD

Gommunism by TheTypoPoopcicle October 29, 2018

goondaism

Goondaism refers to anti-social behavior of persons who generally indulge in violent and other "illegitimate means" to get things done.

The police called the militia's racist attacks goondaism, but did nothing to stop them.

goondaism by noooox February 1, 2009

Goonism 

The religion of doing hood ass goon shit. Usually kinda illegal things.

Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.

Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.

“Dude why didn’t Chris text me back”

“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”

Goonism by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018

Goonerism 

An Arsenal fan talking a load of shite.

One in ten Arsenal fans talks as much shite as the other nine is considered to be a true Goonerism.

Goonerism by Goonbater August 1, 2020

Goonism 

A form of government that relates itself to the heavy usage of warcrimes. Those who endorse goonism are likely to be racist, sexist, retarded, and overall an incel or all of the above. It's highly advised you stay away from anyone who is a goon.

Did you hear about Frank? I heard he was partaking in awfully goonish behavior, I think he's an advocate for goonism.

Goonism by Decab August 3, 2022

gommunism

USSR-style authoritarian communism - a portmanteau of the words "government" and "communism." Usually used by anarchists when arguing with Stalinists.

What do you mean "Stalin did nothing wrong?" Don't give me that tankie gommunism bullshit.

gommunism by karmicviolence September 1, 2017