Goonunion

The main base of Ciken, kind of like japanese shrines. He leads his own union, so called "Goonunion". This is the main place Ciken uses to train his students the Goon Arts. This place also has ranks for its students, ranging from "Bronze Beater" to "Masterbator"

Ciken: Damn, i had to make a Goonunion exam for 200 students yesterday, surprisingly, they all passed

Goonunion by Cіken February 16, 2025

Goonion 

A group who outwardly appear as a workers' union, such as SEIU, AFL-CIO, or UAW, but who are used by politicians to act as intimidators at public forums like townhalls or demonstrations.

"We came to talk to our congressman about our opposition to government controlled healthcare, but a goonion was bussed in from outside our district to shout down questions and throw elbows at citizens."

Goonion by WesternCiv September 1, 2009

goonition

A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.

Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.

goonition by Goondued November 5, 2011

Goonunism

A theory derived from the Goons from the forums of Something Awful, advocating and leading to in-game Goon societies in which all property is publicly owned by any goon that contributes to the cause.

TL;DR Goonunism means, Free shit for free shit.

Goonunism by Tempus Thales May 5, 2019